Whatsapp Hindi Joke of the Day - Fourth Law of Newton

A Boy wanted to become a 
great man like Newton. 
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After long research, 
He made newton's fourth law of motion...??

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"Loose motion can never be done 
............................in slow motion"

Earth for Sel-Fish

A baby fish asked 
her mother: 
Why can't we live on earth?
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Mother Fish Smiled & replied : 
Earth is not the place for FISH,
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it's made for selfish.

Bhikhari

Bhikari : Ae Bhai 1 Rupaya Dede
3 Din se Bhukha Hu...
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Sardar : 3 Din Se Bhukha Hai to 1 Rupaye Ka Kya Karega?
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Bhikhari : Wajan Tolunga Kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!

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Valentine's Week Pe 
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Kamra Kiraye Pe Milta Hai!

Whatsapp Jokes - Husband Wife

I have heard of a couple, 
both husband and wife 
were Generals in the Army. 
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They used to make love once a year 
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and called it...
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'ANNUAL GENERAL BODY MEETING'!

Harami Student - Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Complete the sentence... 
"If my cup is only 
half full..."

Raju : May be you 
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need a 
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smaller Bra!

What is Love???

Love is Very Strong
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It can remove -

• Tears 
• Fears 

 

    

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• Underwears!

How Computer Experts Abuse?

Ek computer field ki ladki 
kya 
gaali degi,
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"Sale infinite loop 

Paidayshi Error 

Virus k bachche 

1 click marungi to 
 dharti se delete ho ke 
paatal mai install ho jayega....

Whatsapp Joke of the Day

Porn movies should come up 
with a disclaimer 
"Please, 
don't try 
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this alone".